Tom: Bm Bm D | G Bm | A7 | Em Em7 | A7 | Em Em7 | [Verse 1] Bm D G Bm It's plain to me to see A7 Em Em7 You have bought yourself a boat A7 Em Em7 Since the last time you and me spoke Bm D G Bm Your laundry looks so clean A7 Em Em7 Soft threads hanging and relaxing in the wind A7 Em Em7 You'll feel so much better when you wear these clothes again G Clothes again [Instrumental] G | A D | G | A D | [Verse 2] Bm D G Bm The waves ruin the beach house A7 Em Em7 Every year on your birthday A7 Em Em7 They gave this hurricane your human name Bm D G Bm How many more bug bites? A7 Em Em7 And other subtle misfortunes can I withstand tonight? A7 Em Em7 Someone snuck their mothballs in my headlights [Bridge] G A D The neighbors are cussing G A D And throwing shit in the yard G D A While echoes of the minor leagues G D A Tumble down the road [Outro] F#m Bm | G D | F#m Bm | C | G | Bm D | G Bm | A7 | Em Em7 | A7 | Em Em7 | Bm D | G Bm | A |