You can blame miss barclay
They wanna know why mister pane writes in the way that he does
Some are genuinely intrigued, some are making a fuss
They just can't seem to figure it out, so they complain and they cuss
They feel the sting because he's gotta be creating a buzz
There's no bitch behind the bars, he doesn't bow in the showers
No imposed to keep him sweet, but he's acting sour to cowards
While the flavour shuts him up, he's found a way to sum shit up
The end result three sixteen's to the power of hours
This is like nothing like the other stuff your into
Yes, this is an album, but its more of a motherfucking tribute
This information is vital, it explains the title
Here's a little something that I dedicate to my school teacher
She taught me english in my teens
I didn't fancy her, but she's one of the women of my dreams
She played a part in creating the formidable machine called mikill pane
I'd like to say this is a big conspiracy
You can blame miss barclay
She taught me, its not just what you write but how its said that makes it rhetoric explosive enough to make a page a powdercake
Musicians called and said your poetry's quite hot
We should tie our skills in with each other so I said why not
If I didn't have those commitments, I would harvest my own crops
Smoke them all, go into hyde park with a soapbox
Then stand on speakers corner with a mic or a megaphone
And scream about how politicians lie just to get your votes
I'd ask them questions publicly and need some answers
Like who really looks up to these greedy bastards
Why they riot in the uk just to take some stuff
While the houses of parliament remained untouched
Why didn't run up on the government and tell them to leave
Or have an example made out of them like elliot gleave
If I whipped a little frenzy up I would accept the blame
But somebody else would share the credit
I've already said her name its miss barclay
They want me to speak about that, not this that they can't tell me
I had my heart set on one thing when I started to make this lp
And that was not to go down in history as some other
I'm not trying to get to the black
I'm not a mother fucking dentist, so don't think that mister pane can help with fixing teeth
Just brace your self for a wave of chicken shit
Mc's that are standing by incase this sells
And if it does and they copy me, I won't be stupid and go
I'll be so flatted cause I will have more sons in music that joe jackson
They would have never done it with out there dad and that's the main thing
Barrack obama is not the only black man who can change things
My priorities are clear, I don't just write this stuff for payment
My bank balance is at the bottom of the list and that's a understatement
I'm just saying what I'm saying in the only way I know how
Gwen stefani style, something that makes no doubt
I'm never going to say sorry for any phrase that causes displeasure
And I will not budge a inch, just thought that I would say that for you plesure
