Did I tell you the story of the 4/4 troubadour The traveling tramp The barefoot bum? Did I tell you the story of the carefree gypsy The hitching hobo The rich man's son? Last seen hitching down the Whitehorse Highway Picking on a guitar Waiting on a ride He's been running on steam since he was sixteen Now the daddy wants to see the boy Before he dies Did I tell you the story of the poor man's daughter Or the poor man's lover Or the poor man's ward? Did I tell you the story of the poor man's hired hand? She keeps his house for her room and board Last seen hitching at the edge of town She had a sign that said 'Anywhere But Here' Now she never found a job where she was not fired But she never found a town where she was not hired That's all