If love was a train I think I would ride a slow one One that would ride thru the night Making every stop If love was a train I would feel no pain and I would never get off If love was a train I think I would ride me a long one Hear me talking I'm talking fifty boxcars long Aw what's the use? Most trains these days Ain't got no engine Much less no caboose Woo! Woo! Look out here she comes Look out there she goes If love was a train I'd throw my body on her tracks If love was a train I'd throw my body right down on her tracks If love was a train I would feel no pain as she Rolled right down my back But love ain't no train More like a broncin' bull And the most you got's 15 seconds In the saddle And even if you manage to ride You are all shaken up inside And it's gonna be a long time Before you ride that bull again If love was a train But love ain't a train...