I wish I was born in Lebensborn Then all the other kids would have wished they could be like me I wish I was born a movie star I'd pick the best girls and drive my own flashy car But my name is ordinary Jimmy Brown The plainest looking kid in London town Ordinary, boring Jimmy Brown No one's having fun when I'm around Oh, oh Jimmy Brown Oh, oh Jimmy Brown What can we do with a wimp like you I wish I could play like Dee Dee Ramone (1-2-3-4) I wouldn't have to sit in the corner of the pub alone I wish I could drive a Chevrolet I'd have the best clothes and nice bleached blond backcombed hair But my name is ordinary Jimmy Brown... Oh, oh Jimmy Brown...