Tabloid Junkie

Tom: G

     Em
Just because you read it in a magazine
     D
Or see it on the tv screen
                  C
Don't make it factual
     D
Though everybody wants to read all about it
     Em
Just because you read it in a magazine
      D
Or see it on the tv screen
                   C
Don't make it factual, actual
           D
They say he's homosexual