Tom: G
G
This man, he got onto the bus,
G
Pointed a water gun at us.
C
He said, "I'll owe ya ten G's
G
If you can answer this for me:"
[Chorus]
Em G
What made my hamburger disappear?
Em C G C G
What made it vanish into thin air?
[Verse 2]
G
Me and this woman layin' up,
G
A gin and tonic from the cup.
C
Locked and bolted the front door.
G
A burnin' candle on the floor.
[Chorus]
Em G
Woah, catastrophe!
Em C G
Candle lit the pillow on fire, almost roasted me!
C G
I said, almost roasted me.
[Instrumental]
G
G
C
G
Em G
Em C G
C G
[Verse 3]
G
I went to Dave's Deli.
G
I gone to fill up my belly.
C
This man sittin' next to me;
G
A heart attack, now, can't ya see?
[Chorus]
Em G
He said, "What made my heart stop beatin'?
Em C G
Must've been some bless-ed thing that I was eatin',
C G
Lord, that I was eatin'!"
[Chorus]
Em G
What made my hamburger disappear?
Em C G C G
What made it vanish into thin air?
