Tom: D
A D
Keep that motor runnin', Jocko, I won't be long gone inside.
A D
If you shut the motor off, my luck, the battery die.
G A D
Oh, I love robbin' banks,
G A D
Yes, I love robbin' banks,
Bm D
You tell the teller thanks, aw, honey, for me!
[Verse 2]
A D
When we left Argentina we had Lascaux in our eyes.
A D
Head out for them clear, cold night and white-capped mountain lines
G A D
Lord, I love being chauffeured,
G A D
Yes, I love being chauffeured,
Bm D
I'm a backseat gopher, ridin' in the car with you!
[Verse 3]
A D
Keep them dogs quiet good, boy, I won't be long in the barn.
A D
If you get scared and run, you bastard, I'll break your arm now!
G A D
Lord, I love poachin' chickens,
G A D
Hun, I love poachin' chickens,
Bm D
I fry 'em finger-lickin'; some kinda good!
[Verse 4]
A D
Keep that bottle coming good, boy; lord, I'm gettin' so dry inside.
A D
If you break it or drop it, my luck, we gonna die.
G A D
Lord, I love drinkin' whiskey,
G A D
Hun, I love drinkin' whiskey,
Bm D
Makin' me feel risky every time I do a jug, now!
[Verse 5]
A D
Keep them eyes peeled good, boy, for that highway patrol.
A D
If they catch and lock us up, now, they gonna keep us till we're green, old, ugly, and nasty!
G A D
Lord, I love being illegal,
G A D
Yes, I love being illegal,
Bm D
Makin' my bones wiggle every time I see the law!
[Verse 6]
G A D
Yes, I love robbin' banks!
G A D
Woah, I love bein' chauffeured!
G A D
Yes, I love poachin' chickens!
G A D
Lord, I love drinkin' whiskey!
G A D
Yes, I love bein' illegal!
G A D
Lord, I love robbin' banks,
Bm D
You tell the teller thanks, aw, honey, for me!
