Yeah, it's that time of year, it's 2016
And I'm making resolutions like you've never seen
'Cause I got these goals that I want to achieve
It's a new year, and it's a new me
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size 2
But I just joined a gym
Like, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom
I'm walkin' up the staircase
And all the wrong junk
In all the wrong places
After work I come home
And I have a glass of wine
And when I say a glass
I really mean four or five
(She keep on drinking, huh, she keep on drinking)
But I'm gonna cut back
I swear to drink more water instead
'Cause I can't afford to drunk dial another ex
Because you know I'm all about that change
'Bout that change, this new year
I'm all about that change, 'bout that change, this new year
I'm all about that change, 'bout that change, this new year
I'm all about that change, 'bout that change
Hey!
One week and I'm alright
There hasn't been a drink in sight
Nah, just playin'
I went out last night
And I'm here to tell you
That orange juice is good, it's even better with champagne
I haven't gone do the gym
Or met with the trainer I hired
(C'mon work, work, hey, work)
Can I pay someone to go tell him that he is fired?
(Go fire his ass, just fire his ass)
Resolutions are worthless, we all know that's why we here
I'll be the same disappointent
I've been for the past three years
Because you know we're not about to change
'Bout to change, we're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change, we're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change, we're quitting (what)
We're not about to change (c'mon), 'bout to change
'Cause you know
We're not about to change, 'bout to change, we're quitting (I said)
We're not about to change, 'bout to change, we're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change, we're quitting (I said)
We're not about to change, 'bout to change
