Woke up before with my head on the floor I'm not sure what happened last night Called up a friend never drinking again This hangover tells me I had the night of my life But I don't care at least I'm honest I won't ever apologize I live my life with no regrets Judge and jury I plead the fifth I wouldn't change a single thing oh no I'm living with no regrets But I don't care at least I'm honest I won't ever apologize Showed up shitfaced stumbled into her place Dropped my pants straight to the floor Can't comprehend how this keeps happening I heard it was the best sex of her life But I don't care at least I'm honest I won't ever apologize I live my life with no regrets Judge and jury I plead the fifth I wouldn't change a single thing oh no I'm living with no regrets But I don't care at least I'm honest I won't ever apologize I'm just being myself Won't live for anyone else Why can't you see it won't admit it You hate being yourself Wish you were anyone else You're so pathetic you'll never get it My entertainment to bottles of gin I won't put them down till there dry Called up some friends never sleeping again It's going to be one hell of a Monday night But I don't care at least I'm honest I won't ever apologize I live my life with no regrets Judge and jury I plead the fifth I wouldn't change a single thing oh no I'm living with no regrets But I don't care at least I'm honest I won't ever apologize I live my life with no regrets And no I won't apologize