Oooh Oooh Wish I'd had the chance to see you try Standing in your pinstripe suit and tie But for your own sake You take and you take And you scored the glass A year before last And you got a clean break Well so much for the fountain of my youth I left it in a telephone booth And you look like one of them 'Cause you're loud, tall and thin And I cried on the floor 'Cause I'm pretty sure about who you Could've been Your playmates are all living back in time And your enemies, they all wear calvin klein 'Cause if they don't do your math You point and you laugh I fеlt it myself and didn't ask for help 'Cause I knеw it wouldn't last And I can see that crutch on which you lean Chalk it up to fragile self esteem Don't matter what you do Now that you're thirty two And while I'm working hard You can go buy a yard And a house If you want to Greetings from the latest stage of grief I've never felt so happy or relieved 'Cause I'm done with all the deals And the loopholes and the cartwheels 'Cause no amount of bargaining Tastes as good as Freedom feels