Matt Watson

Monopoly

Matt Watson


Tom: Bm

Em7        A           Dmaj7
Damn, okay Jamal!


[Chorus]
Em7                                      A7
Girl you're cute, but you know that I am cuter
                 Bm7
Don't need to go outside

Got all my friends on my computer (Cha-ching!)
           Em7                  A7
404 that's fine, you know I'm a troubleshooter
      Dmaj7
Let's go get some Hooters

Dine n' dash like D.B. Cooper (Yeah, yeah, skrrt)


[Verse]
Em7                    A7
Rainbow ice, like it's Dipping Dots
                   Bm7
I'm feeling like a honey bee in a flower shop (Bzzt-bzzt!)
               Em7                   A7
She sucking so sweet, like she got a lollipop
Dmaj7
Your girl I always make her laugh just like I'm Carrot Top

Ha-ha-ha-ha
Em7                       A7
I used to whip in my used Honda Civic
                        Bm7
How 'bout you mind your business

And go try to find some bitches (Damn)
         Em7                           A7
It ain't astrophysics, it ain't rocket-scientific
Dmaj7
But I know you still won't get it

Cause to you it's hieroglyphics (Ha, shit)
      Em7
Yeah, I'm handsome like Mr. Clean
A7                Bm7
Flaming like some kerosene

Fresher than some Listerine
                      Bm
Looking like a string bean (Tell ‘em)


[Pre-Chrous]
                            A
Monopoly money all up in my pockets (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
A7                                  Dmaj7
Bread gets ya boy takin' off like a rocket (Ohhhh!)

Sippin' some coffee and sitting on top of the world
              Em7
Watching some Family Guy with your girl
                A7
Yeah, I got the box set
                   Bm7
She love me, yeah, that's what she said

(Dude, that's what she said)


[Chorus]
Em7                                       A7
Girl you're cute, but you know that I am cuter
                  Dmaj7
Don't need to go outside

Got all my friends on my computer (Cha-ching!)
           Em7                  A7
404 that's fine, you know I'm a troubleshooter (Shick-shick)
                  Bm7
Let's go get some Hooters

Dine n' dash like D.B. Cooper
                 Em7
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah


[Outro]
A7                 Dmaj7
La la la la la la, la la la la la la la!
 Em7
(La la la la la la la, la la la la la)
A7                 Dmaj7
La la la la la la, la la la la la la la!
Em7
(La la la la la la la, la la la la la)