No use to talkin' No use to talkin' You'll start dog-walkin' no matter where The jazz-copation The blue modulation Just like a Haitian you'll rip and tear Most everybody likes the blues Here's why I'm ravin', here's why I'm ravin' The blues you're cravin' just come on down You'll hear 'em playin', you'll hear 'em playin' Soon you'll be sayin' Hon jazz me 'round Because my feet they can't refuse What's that familiar strain? That true blue note refrain? It's drivin' me insane Can't keep still, tho' it's against my will I'm on my P's and Q's I just can't refuse There goes that melody, it sounds so good to me And I am up a tree It's a shame, nobody knows the name It's a brand new blues Royal Garden Blues Everybody grab somebody Start jazzing around Hon don't you hear the trombone moan? Just listen to the saxophone Gee, hear the clarinet and flute Cornet jazzin' with a mute Makes me just throw myself away When I hear them play That weepin' melancholy strain Say, but it's soothing to the brain Just wanna get right up and dance Don't care I'll take most any chance No other blues I'd care to choose But Royal Garden Blues