Tom: A A | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | [Verse 1] A A A A Davey stole a Christmas tree from K-Mart last night, A A A A Red ribbons and silver bells, angels dressed in white, D D D D He tied it to the bridge rail, so passing cars could see, A A He did a little dance up there, E E7 A Looked down and smiled at me [Verse 2] A A A A My bed is a lawn chair, cushions keep it soft, A A A A7 (A7/C#) I sleep in the open air, under the Southern Cross, D D D D (D/E) Next to the golf course by the ...Hyatt Ho - tel, A A Davey he's a friend of mine, E A (A/E) A And we get along ...pretty well [Chorus] D (D/A)(D) A Christmas in paradise, under the Cow Key Bridge, A (A/E) (A/F#) A E Where the warm breeze blows so nice, E7 A And the land - lord ...forgives! [Verse 3] (A/E) A A Snowbirds, on the golf course, (A/E) A A Wear Ber - muda shorts and polo shirts, A A (A/E) A A7 (A7/C#) Some play pretty good, some play so bad it hurts, D D (D/A) D D We pick up their golf balls ...that fly over the fence, (A/E) A A We shine 'em up a little bit, E A Sell 'em back for fifty cents [Chorus] (A/B) D (D/A)(D) A Christ - mas in paradise---------, under the Cow Key Bridge, A (A/E) (A/F#) A E Where the warm breeze blows so nice, E7 A A (A/E) (A/F#) A And the land - lord ...forgives! [Bridge] A (A/G#)(A/F#) | / / / / | E A (A/G#)(A/F#) E A (A/E)(A/F#) (A/C#) | / / / / | / / / /___/ | / / / / | / /__/ / / | D (D/A)D A (A/E)(A/F#) A E A | / /__/ / / | / /___/ / / | / / / / | / / / / | [Verse 4] A A I won't lie, we just get by, A A But we'll be eating a good to - night, (A/E) A A Christmas dinner at 5 o'clock, A A7 Over at 'The Church of Light', A7 (A7/E)(A7/C#) D D They don't care who you are, (D/A) D D They don't ask what you've done, (D/E) A A Come on down, and bring a friend, E (E7) A There's plenty for every - one [Chorus] (A/B) D (D/A)(D) A Christ - mas in paradise---------, under the Cow Key Bridge, A (A/E)(A/F#) A E (E/B) Where the warm breeze blows so nice, E (E/F#) (E7/G#) A (A/E) A And the land - lord for - gives [Coda] A (A7/C#) D A The radi - o plays Christmas songs, ...while we get high, A A/E A Asus2 A E|------------------|-----0-----------| B|--2--2-2--2--2-2--|--2-------0---2--| G|--2--2-2--2--2-2--|--2----2------2--| D|------------------|-----------------| A|--0--0-0--0--0----|--0-----------0--| E|---------------0--|-----------------| E And Davey shouts, ...'Merry Christmas ya'll', E7 A To the cars passing by, E And Davey shouts, ...'Merry Christmas ya'll', E7 A (A/E) A To the cars passing by------------!