Tom: D Intro Starts off with 4 bass kicks All 4 measures in D while fiddles play Verse 1 D Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons D A G (eighth notes starting on 4 - for Bass) Lock up your whiskey cabinets Girls lock up your guns D Lock up the beauty shop No tellin' if they've heard the news D|-----------------------D|------------------------------D Call the boys downtown at Neiman Marcus Tell 'em lock up them high heels shoes B G D When God-fearin' women get the blues A There ain't no slap-dab tellin' What they're gonna do Run around yellin' D|------------------------G D A G D I've got a Mustang It'll do 80 You don't have to be my baby D|-----------------------G D A G hold for 4.5 measures D I've stirred my last batch of gravy You don't have to be my------------------------ baby D for 4 measures while fiddles play Verse 2 D Call all the deacons Call the ladies aid D A G (eighth notes starting on 4 - for Bass) Call all the altos, sopranos, tenors Call every bass D Well call all the Pentecostals Bring that anointing oil too D|--------------------------------D|--------------------------------------------D Well call the preacher He's the only one can reach her And there ain't no time to lose *Chorus* *SOLO* All in D (8 measures) *Chorus* Fade out all in D