Nothing that he will ever say will be worth hearing He is just a waste of space, I wish he'd waste away Saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times Why can't he disappear or die? Number One - everybody hates you Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt Number One - when will you ever learn You won't get between me and my girlfriend Everything he does is two faced, has no opinion Everything he does is pointless, repelling the women He says that loves the girls, but the girls hate him back Why can't he see he's a twat? Number One - everybody hates you Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt Number One - when will you ever learn You won't get between me and my girlfriend Number One - everybody hates you Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt Number One - when will you ever learn You won't get between my girlfriend and me