Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon Staring up above at the bright full moon I love when everybody else is scared It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care I'm gonna take advantage of the darkest night And I'm not sorry if I give you all a little fright Step out of your comfort zone and take a walk with me Or would you rather be all alone? There's a chill in the air There's a sense of mystery And it's pervading everywhere There is only one night When we can show our inner monsters And we shine so bright And it has never been fair That the world is so cruel But we're not allowed to care So let's pretend that we're dead And I'll show you all the monsters That are living in my head Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon Staring up above at the bright full moon I love when everybody else is scared It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care I'm gonna take advantage of the darkest night And I'm not sorry if I give you all a little fright Step out of your comfort zone and take a walk with me Or would you rather be all alone? Now, boys and girls, let me tell you all a story But I'll warn you in advance that it gets a little gory 'Cuz the zombies are relentless And there's no way to prevent this And the witches don't care They ensnare with no repentance Vampires draw the ire of the living And you'll maybe live forever But the bite is an endeavor That I'd rather not endure So I'll try to stay pure Just swat the mosquitoes Don't invite them in the front door! Werewolves will howl and chase But they just want a taste Your fear's delicious, it's a vicious thing to waste The time is right The night is falling Fog is rolling in Anything that feels this good Must be a sin! Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon Staring up above at the bright full moon I love when everybody else is scared It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care!