INNKEEPER 
Don Quixote de La Mancha, 
Having proved yourself this day 
In glorious and terrible combat, 
And by my authority as lord of this castle... 
I hereby dub thee knight! 

DON QUIXOTE 
But, your Lordship... 

INNKEEPER 
Didn't I do it right? 

DON QUIXOTE 
If Your Lordship could make some mention of the deeds 
I performed to earn this honor...? 

INNKEEPER 
Of course. 

DON QUIXOTE 
And it is customary to grant 
the new knight an added name. 
If Your Lordship could devise 
such a name for me...? 

INNKEEPER 
Hmmm.