INNKEEPER Don Quixote de La Mancha, Having proved yourself this day In glorious and terrible combat, And by my authority as lord of this castle... I hereby dub thee knight! DON QUIXOTE But, your Lordship... INNKEEPER Didn't I do it right? DON QUIXOTE If Your Lordship could make some mention of the deeds I performed to earn this honor...? INNKEEPER Of course. DON QUIXOTE And it is customary to grant the new knight an added name. If Your Lordship could devise such a name for me...? INNKEEPER Hmmm.