Chorus: Shaggy Baggy Man, Shaggy Baggy Ma-a-n, O-o-oh, he's the man I love. Well, once I had a crew-cut sweetheart With the pin back ears, And he never shed tears, He was hung up on showers And he always sent flowers, And wasn't he grand With his neat brim hat, And I left him flat, For my Shaggy Baggy Man. Well, once I had a button-down sweetheart, He was so polite, And kissed me good-night, And he worked every day In the nicest way, And wasn't he grand With his "Thank you, Ma-am!" And I cut and ran With my Shaggy Baggy Man. (Chorus) Well once I had a two-level sweetheart Who was so complete, And his voice was sweet, Never cuss or bleat, And wasn't he grand With his manicure hand, And his pearly teeth, And I hit the beach With my Shaggy Baggy Man. (Chorus)