Tom: G
G
I watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore
D
Snooki drank too much, now she's on the floor
Em
It's a feeling that I've felt before
G D
Though it was not televised
[Verse 2]
G
I don't mind, I don't get upset
D
And you're watching me while I'm watching it
Em
I'm just curious I'm a scientist
G C
But you think that I'm depressed
[Verse 3]
G
I watch reality TV
D
Just look at what it's done to me
Em
I can't believe that nothing means
G D
Not half of what it did
G
I don't mind, I don't get upset
D
But I haven't left my bedroom yet
Em
And getting dressed was an accomplishment
G D
So you win, you win, you win
A C
You win, you win
[Chorus]
G D C
Don't tell me where you've been
G D C
Don't tell me what you did
Eb C
What you did
G C G C G C G C
When you were gone
[Verse 4]
G D
Me, I guess I'm still something of an amateur
Em
You'd think that I would know by now
G D
Season 8 and I ain't figured it out
G D
So, on film I keep getting my feelings hurt
Em
Or saying things you don't deserve
G D G
Or imprinting on you like a werewolf in love
D
I did, you don't get my references
Em
What if I met someone who did
G D
Did it all sound better in your head
G D
That movie was so offensive but it got me through November
Em G D
Even though I will swear up and down that I wish that I knew better
A C
I wish I did
[Chorus]
G D C
Don't tell me where you've been
G D C
Don't tell me what you did
Eb C
What you did
G C G C G C G C
When you were gone
[Verse 5]
G
When it gets so bad that it’s almost good
D
I'll move to San Francisco or Hollywood
Em
I won't write you like you wish I would
G D
But I'll miss you all the same
G
You won't mind, you won't get upset
D
Once you change, all you want is the audience
Em
They are obviously all narcissists
G D
Me, I just love turning off my brain
A C
One big escape
[Chorus]
N.C
Don't tell me at all
G D C
(don't tell me where you've been)
C
I don't want to know
G D C
(don't tell me what you did)
Am C
I'll just watch it over and over on the show
