Tom: B E B I can’t speak for anybody else A I only represent myself But if I had to say something, E I’d say this party really sucks! B And if you wanted to come here A Then why did you bring me along? E Now I’m sitting in this corner pretending I know this song [PD-C HORUS] B Am I saying the wrong thing? A Am I wearing the wrong thing? A Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing? [regular strumming] E Oh no [CHORUS] E B You had me on watch A I wish that you’d stop E I’ve been knocking on wood. E Then there’s me B In my worried shell A You know me so well E But not like you should [VERSE 2] (back to barred strumming) E Now you are sitting there, B Your hair looks just like Gwen Stefani’s A You are wearing your tight jeans that you liked more before you met me E But I never said a thing! B I bit and bound my tongue! A E Now you’re making out with someone else in front of me like do you think I’m dumb? [PD-C HORUS] B And am I saying the wrong thing? A Am I wearing the wrong thing? A Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing? E Oh no [CHORUS] (regular strumming) E B You had me on watch A I wish that you’d stop E I’ve been knocking on wood E Then there’s me B In my foolish shell A You know me so well E But not like you should [BRIDGE] F# F#7 And I would, if you would only ask E So, why don’t you ask? B We usually always get along A I usually only speak in song A E If only you could speak in song, then for sure we’d get along B ‘cause I am just the same as you A And I get just as restless too, but it’s about the altitude not who is climbing E B It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh A A It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh E B It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh A A It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh E B It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh A A It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh E B It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, but A I would never take you to a party if it sucked E And it sucked.