When I'm in the wrong place Always at the wrong time And I never know why Things will never go my way Girls will never call me But I never even am home When my hair is a mess I say, "Where's the darn comb?" Lunch is the worst place And you want to know why? A bird dumps on my hat Then he says, "OK, bye." Wrong place, wrong time Why me? Wrong Place, wrong time Shouldn't be Let's go The luck in my life Never seems to be right When someone hates me They want to pick a fight Usually you would think When you're walking down the street That a green bill was Something that you'd want to meet