Went to a Taco Bell bought myself a drink The stupid lady at the counter didn't even think About when I went there tired from a show The mountain dew was shaking and I didn't seem to know Stop and think a minute What did you put in it? Now it doesn't work I'll call you the soda jerk I should have waited to go to one in town Now I'm just sitting here with a steady frown Went to the counter and tried to complain The stupid weiners working there make me go insane Can't you fix it? Are you slow or dumb? Groveling and complaining It will never work