Tom: Am
Am C Bm A#
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[Verse]
Am C
I'd like to start off by thanking our sponsor
Bm A#
For financing the parts for this Frankenstein monster
Am C
Along with my partner who's a bro of few words
Bm A#
We did this research for true nerds and two birds
Am
Piano
C
Do a show, same time watch it
Bm A#
And guaranteed to give 'em more than just hock spit
Am C
MC extraordinaire, technique sort of rare
Bm A# Am
Caught a glare, sure to scare, next week more to share
C Bm
From the most retarded-est artists this year and forever
A# Am
Villain 'nem, the mean big brothers love ya
C
Definitely felonies, telling me
Bm A# Am
Treacherously MC, yelling B, set 'em free
C
Let me see, that strategy's misleading
Bm A#
G's all in the freezer with the batteries and Z-Rims
Am C
He, him stalked the concrete with bunion
Bm A#
And won't hurt corns when it's on like the stun gun
Am C
*tsssst* Not so shocking
Bm A# Am
Funyun faced rappers eat rocks, over beatboxing
C
Debunk punks with a stock flow
Bm A#
And make it funky fresh with no socks for hocko
Am C
Madvillain been as high as Kathmandu
Bm A# Am
And tilted to the side like that fat man's shoe
C Bm
Look, not to give a mixed signal
A# Am
The rap game got more toys than Kris Kringle
C
And he's fake, yer ears is not deceiving
Bm A# Am
I can't believe my eyeballs no more than "Steveland"
C
No wonder, OMFG
Bm A# Am
Snuck him like an unexpected blow from a lefty
C
Caught me, almost shot a eye out
Bm A#
Felt good though, even with the cotton dry mouth
Am
Time out
C
Okay, time back in
Bm A#
Never seen a living human being with black skin
Am C
What's crackin'? Besides smoking trees and wheezing
Bm A#
With no reason working like a broken tetrahedron
Am C
We get paid and get even
Bm A# Am
Building, still get mad when it's time to get v-vanim
C
They thought the Don had gone silent
Bm A# Am
Since deep in his studies he's accepted non-violence
C
Don't make him have to skip some classes
Bm A#
And open up an old can of whoop-ass with the fastness
Am C
Cut the raw with melatonin put a little more in
Bm A#
Strip club full of whores and grown men snoring
Am C
Keep the block sown like Thread and Bobbin Bonus
Bm A#
And make sure the seeds know they'd never ever own this
Am C
Beat a dead pony and sell the corpse for glue
Bm A#
Get a portion off the proceeds for the shoe
Am C
No need to bleed if there’s no big to do
Bm A# Am
Flew a fly flow with the speed of Mr. Magoo
C
Blew a wad on a platinum card debit
Bm A#
Come back broke as hell ask the god for credit
Am
Dead it
C
The mask is like a hand crafted ghillie suit
Bm A# Am
Only if the ladies could see him they’d say he's really cute
C
Hmm, thanks in advance
Bm A#
Don’t try to be cool now had ya chance
Am
Avalanche
C
Rappers is Bagger Vance acting
Bm A# Am
Who need to fix they pants or get smacked by the Mac 10
C
Or 11, or both
Bm A#
Find Jesus, see the reverend take the oath
Am CS
He moves his huge hands in the dark like fate
Bm A#
Waitin' for the date to drop the tape like bait
