Tom: Bbm Bbm Ab Gb F Ab [intro x2] Bbm Ab A devout and well respected man Gb F Ab Bbm Woe betide you if you wander from God's plan Ab Square shouldered, straight as a die Gb F The righteous truth, he never tell you no lies Gb F But when that old sun go down Gb F He's heading off up the wrong side of town Gb F/A Eyes sparkle in the red light glow Gb/Bb Ab/C Trouser pockets he's ready to go Ebm Db B Ooooooooooooh Bb Db Calm down, Mr. Apples Ebm Db B You're gonna do yourself in Bb Bbm Ab Gb F Ab Tell us where you've been Bbm Ab Head of the table at the Rotary club Gb F Ab Bbm Never unsure of which shoulders he should rub Bbm Ab Gb Scout leader, a pillar of the Church, Capital Punishment F He wants to bring back the birch (of course, he does) Gb F Cause when that old sun go down Gb F Heading off under the wrong side of town Gb F/A Eyes sparkle in the red light glow Gb/Bb Ab/C Trouser pockets he's ready to go Ebm Db B Ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples Ebm Db B You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in Bb Oh tell us where you've been Ebm Db B And ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples Ebm Db B You're gonna wear yourself out Bb And what's it all about Bb Bb Bb Bb Bbm Ab Gb F Ab [solo x2] Gb F/A Eyes sparkle in the red light glow Gb/Bb Ab/C Trouser pockets he's ready to go Ebm Db B Ooooooooooooh Bb Db Calm down, Mr. Apples Ebm Db B You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in Bb Db Oh tell us where you've been Ebm Db B And Ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples Ebm Db B You're gonna wear yourself out Bb And what's it all about Ebm Db B Ooooooooooooh What's it all about Ebm Db B Ooooooooooooh What's it all about Ebm Db B You're gonna wear yourself out Ebm Dbm B Ebm You're gonna wear yourself out