Tom: D
[Intro] Am F C G
Am F C G
Am F
I break the ice
C G
So they don't seem my size
Am F
And I have to be nice
C G
Or I'll be the next punch line
Am F
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood
Movies
C G
Who only exists to continue the story
Am
The girl gets the guy while I'm
F
Standing offscreen
C G
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic Relief
Am F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
C G
If I don’t answer now, are they still
Gonna need me?
Am F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m
Pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws
Just seem silly?
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
I say I'm okay
C G
Cause they wouldn't care anyway
Am F
And I could try to explain
C
But my effort's in vein, they can't
G
Relate to how
Am F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d
Take the scissors
C G
If that’s what it took for me to look
In the mirror
Am F
I’ve done every diet to make me look
Thinner
C G
So why do I still feel so goddammn
Inferior
Am F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
C G
If I don’t answer now, are they still
Gonna need me?
Am F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m
Pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws
Just seem silly?
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
C
And it's funny when I'm the one who
G
Says let's go to eat
Am
It's fucking funny when I'm asked to go
F
Out on halloween
C G
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my
Body
Am F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
C G
If I don’t answer now, are they still
Gonna need me?
Am F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m
Pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws
Just seem silly?
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d
C
Take the scissors
