I think I kinda got a crush Don't want to say I'm in love Cause I don't know if he's into guys Don't know if I'll ever be his type But a boy can dream his heart away That he'll find a boy who swings his way Sometimes I wish that I was straight I wouldn't have to play these stupid games Like analyzing the way he talks Does he watch football or watch RuPaul? What I really guess I'm trying to say Is would you like to be my date? Or are you straight? Is my gaydar broken? Am I too late? Is your schedule open? I met a guy who makes me blush Don't wanna be a fool and rush Cause' I'm scared to ask if he's gay or bi Or pan or basically into guys But a boy can dream his heart away That he'll find that perfect match someday Why are all the guys I like all straight? I'll never have that perfect movie date I wanna meet him in a coffee shop Or kiss in the rain at 12 o' clock What I really guess I'm trying to say is Am I someone you would date? Or are you straight? Is my gaydar broken? Am I okay? Just got my heart stolen