Tom: D D Well Who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt? A And who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt? D D7 G And who makes love to me on satin sheets or in the dirt? D A D You babe....You're my bestest friend [Verse 2] D Who takes me home when I get too drunk to dance? A And who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts? D D7 G And who discreetly whispers I forgot to zip my pants? D A D You babe....You're my bestest friend [Chorus] G D And who comes down and bails me out when I get in a jam? G D A And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am? D D7 G And who pats my back when no one else could give a damn? D A D You babe....You're my bestest friend Lead solo follows verse chording [Chorus] (note words change) G D And who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand, G D A Meaner than a junk yard dog when she's fightin for her man? D D7 G And who's the only one I'll ever love or understand? D A D You babe....You're my bestest friend Talkin bout D A D You babe....You're my bestest friend