He read an article that said I like to do cocaine
And now he comes to all my shows and says if I need some, he'll pay
He won't stop callin', and I'm not sure how to blow him off
He stands outside my window until I have to call the cops
But they always let him out of jail 'cause he's a famous face
Well, that's a funny way of asking me to go out on a date, Steve Earle
Won't stop calling me, Steve Earle
Won't stop calling me, Steve Earle
He says he isn't hittin' on me, he just wants to write some songs
And I keep askin': Steve, would you please introduce me to your son?
Because he read an article that said, oh gee, I guess I drink a lot
And now he's buyin' all my drinks, so I can't seem to get off the sauce
Because he corners me at every show and asks to be in my band
And if I need a great guitarist, Steve's got just the man
Well, he says I should fire everyone, and we can play duets
He says just come on over, but I guess I haven't yet, Steve Earle
He wants to talk to me, Steve Earle
Should that bother me, Steve Earle
Says the greatest country duos all start out like this
And I better call him back if I got his messages
So the next time that I see him, when I get off the stage
I'm gonna tell him I've got another show
To play tonight in some place that's real far away
That ought to hold him off from me at least a little bit
Well, I'm not sure what to do
Because I'm so damn intimidated by Steve Earle
He wants to talk to me, Steve Earle
Should that bother me, Steve Earle
Well, how'd you even get my number, Steve Earle?
