Well, I know we just met but I like you a lot Come home with me tonight And if it all works out then we can stay all night We can get into a little fight And when the cops get called, you can hide in my closet or behind my back Why don’t they understand it’s just a lover’s spat? You know it’s just a lover’s spat So don’t go running around naked by the side of the road Honey, you look ridiculous With that cut on your eye and your dick hanging out Why don’t you care about us Well, why don’t you stay for dinner or at least a late-night snack Oh honey, I can’t relax To know it’s just a lover’s spat Oh, you know it’s just a lover’s spat Oh, excuse me, I don’t think you know my father Well, it’s just a light, honey, why can’t they see? Because they don’t understand you and they must not love me And I don’t really give a fuck if they don’t want me fighting in the street ‘Cause you know when I tell it, I can tell it ‘Cause you know it’s just a lover’s spat I'm from Milwaukee originally but now I go to OSU And I can be rich when I get my business degree Well, I’ll take good care of you We can play the love games for a minute or two But there’s no turning back Because when they go looking for you I'm going to tell them It was just a lover’s spat It was just a lover’s spat You know it’s just a lover’s spat