Well, i got a spork, and i'm in my skorts, I'm havin a spritzer, and i can see the moon, My gauchos feel good, I'm havin some brunch, But this question keep comin' up! Is it a fork or is it a spoon?! spork! I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog I look up at the sun, as i chew on some gum, But this question keeps plaugin' us! Is it a fork or is it a spoon?! spork! I hear that lunch bell ringin'!