Matilda killed her kitten Claude when she was nearly six She pinned all four of its playful paws to a tiny crucifix And upon the rood it mewed and mewed To each of its nine lives did cling But as fate required The beast soon expired And Matilda started to sing La la la la Do we ever reach an age where we're not all terrified Of a tiny idea that could alter us inside And twist us away from the lies that we're told That make us spend too much of our time Being too young or too old La la la la And all you pitiful proud people are just pieces of the past Chipped away from the same old fading plaster casts And the shades of our age have now all turned to hotter hues... Tragedy isn't ready for me But it's hungry for you La la la la And Matilda filled her heart with woe Such suffering and sore sorrow That ripped and tore with tooth and claw And left her youth enraged and raw The world that swirled outside her thoughts Laughed at all her stalled onslaughts And thought it such a charming thing When they heard Matilda sing La la la la