Tom: D D G High, wide and handsome, that's how I like livin' A G D High, wide and handsome, that's how life should be G Low, skinny and ugly, that's for other people A G D High, wide and handsome suits me to a tee [Chorus] Em Bm Song, wine and women, they're my three favorites G Bm Beer, gin and whiskey, that's five, six and four Em Bm Saturday night, I like eatin' and dancin' G A I sleep all day Sunday so's I'm ready for more D G High, wide and handsome, you can't take it with you A G D High, wide and handsome, that's one way to go G Let's live it up, might as well, we're all dyin' A G D High, wide and handsome, let's put on a show Em Bm Can't quit what will kill me, so why even bother? G Bm I love this hard living, so why even try? Em Bm I'll be high, wide and handsome when I kick the bucket, G A I'll be high, wide and handsome on the day I die. D G High, wide and handsome, you can call it my motto, A G D High, wide and handsome, call it my creed, G Money's just paper, liquor's thicker than water, A G D High, wide and handsome, my thought word indeed. Em Bm Have high, wide and handsome carved on my headstone, G Bm With the date I was born plus the date that I died, Em Bm Take one from the other, all that's left is a number, G A Just remember I laughed twice as hard as I cried. D G High, wide and handsome, that's how I like a-living, A G D High, wide and handsome, that's how life should be, G Low, skinny and ugly, that's for other people, A G D High, wide and handsome suits me to a tee.