Tom: D D (Em) Bm (G) [Verse 1] D Em Bm G Don't call it a come-on, in spite of if not because of whatever D Em Bm G If extent of my ambition is a lawn to mow, a charger to tether D Em Bm G Introed at the braggers' amnesty, "the greatest lover in the cloisters" D Em Bm G When the neutrals started cheering me, that is the moment that they lost us [Chorus] D G Never once a miser with the misery A Bm G Clever compromise I replant potted history D You can't eat from spinning plates G Can't lick clean the mess it makes A Seen all there is to be shown Bm G Darling, I'm coming home A Still flutters pitter-patter Em Feeling embittered, battered G Behold the once and future me D Sad suppers for the saudaddy [Repeat Intro] [Verse 2] D Em Bm G Frogmarch through the city, ascend another synthetic summit D Em Bm G Until I see the route crows fly to you, then I will want no part of it D Em Bm Save your epiphanies for sea level, Save them for Broadsands G D Save them for throwing out time at Scribes West Em Bm G Save them for chucking up in your own hands [Repeat Intro]/[Solo in D] [Chorus] D G Never once a miser with the misery A Bm G Clever compromise I replant potted history D You can't eat from spinning plates G Can't lick clean the mess it makes A Seen all there is to be shown Bm G Darling, I'm coming home A Still flutters pitter-patter Em Feeling embittered, battered G Behold the once and future me A D Sad suppers for the saudaddy