Tom: C C I know, I know, I know, I know This is looking like a shit show Am And I'm not gonna try to say That it isn't what it is though F Don't cry about it, baby Don't be so uptight G And I defense it all Looked so damn glamorous last night [Chorus] C Where is my purse? Who's this person in my phone? Am I'm pretty sure I'm the worst at self-control F Sometimes it hurts Living so rock 'n' roll G But it could be worse I could be responsible [Verse 2] C I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult Am She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full F And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess G She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address [Pre-Chorus] C And I know, I know, I know, I know This is looking like a shit show Am And I'm not gonna try to say That it isn't what it is though F Don't cry about it, baby Don't be so uptight G And I defense it all Looked so damn glamorous last night [Chorus] C Where is my purse? Who's this person in my phone? Am I'm pretty sure I'm the worst at self-control F Sometimes it hurts Living so rock 'n' roll G But it could be worse I could be responsible [Bridge] Dm Officer, that ticket Dm I swear it's in the mail Dm But if not, how will I send it Dm If you take me to jail? [Pre-Chorus] (palm mute) C And I know, I know, I know, I know This is looking like a shit show Am And I'm not gonna try to say That it isn't what it is though F Don't cry about it, baby Don't be so uptight G N.C. And I defense it all Looked so damn glamorous last night [Chorus] C Where is my purse? Who's this person in my phone? Am I'm pretty sure I'm the worst at self-control F Sometimes it hurts Living so rock 'n' roll G But it could be worse I could be responsible [Outro] C I, I, I, I could be responsible Am I, I, I, I could be responsible F I, I, I, I could be responsible G I, I, I, I could be responsible