Tom: Am
[intro and verses]
Am F C/G G
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------5-----------1-----------5-----------3-----|
G|-----5-----5-----2-----2-----5-----5-----4-----4--|
D|--7-----------3-----------5-----------5-----------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|
[beginning of bridge]
Am
E|--------------------------12--10--12--10--24--22--24--22--|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------9--7--9--7----------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|--7--5--7--5----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
[intro]
Am F C/G G
Am F C/G G
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
[verse]
Am F C/G G
I'd start with the thighs where the fatty part lies
Am F C/G G
Thicc thighs, save lives, quite literally this time
Am F C/G G
My flesh will taste okay, my dog will eat the pain away
Am F C/G G
Cause the whole world is dying, and I'm tired of surviving
[chorus]
Am F C/G G
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
Am F C/G G G#
The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
Am F C/G G
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
Am F C/G G
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
[bridge]
Am
Am F C5 G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
Am F C5 G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
Am F C5 G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
Am F C5 G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
N.C.
Temmie
[verse]
Am F C/G G
I wish I had more time, but there goes my spine
Am F C/G G
I'm not alone, because she's chewing my bones
Am F C/G G
My body's bleeding out, she's eaten half my torso now
Am F C/G G
Think I'm losing my eyesight, I've been here all night
[chorus]
Am F C/G G
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
Am F C/G G G#
The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
Am F C/G G
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
Am F C/G G
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
[bridge]
Am
Am F C5 G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
Am F C5 G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
Am F C5 G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
Am F C5 G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
[chorus]
Am F C5 G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
Am F C5 G5
The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
Am F C5 G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
Am F C5 G5
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
N.C.
If there was a zombie apocalypse
[outro]
Am F C/G G
Am F C/G G
Am F C/G G
