I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I've got my plastic jeezus Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid he'll have to go He clashes with my radio Plastic jeezus you won't get me far Plastic jeezus plastic jeezus Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid he'll have to go He clashes with my radio Plastic jeezus you won't get me far I don't want kisses and I don't want hugs Just want lots of sex and drugs Knowing you wont get me far Don't like walking don't like strolling Just like good old rock and rolling Plastic jeezus you don't get me far Plastic jeezus plastic jeezus Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid he'll have to go He clashes with my radio Plastic jeezus you don't get me far