Don't move too fast you might end up in the gutter Your feet are steel but your footprints are butter Well I swore from the day that I was twenty two That I'd never drink another can of special brew Well there's really no need to make a fuss There's really no need cos we're all Bozos on this bus My best friend lent me his brand new car So I drove it through the window of a burger bar Well heavy on the ketchup with your foot down on the floor & The devil's got the Mayo and he's heading for the door My heart starts thumping & my blood pressure's high I' M sleeping in the garage 'cos my bedroom's a pig sty Well heavy on the metal with my foot down on the floor & Your mother's got your breakfast & she's waiting at the garage floor