Know you think you're the king of the cool But me, i think the king of the fool You can the idiots convince You sadly can't convince me Sad and uninspiring Devoutless personality Hideous and pretentious And that's your positive side Your brain cells few and between Your character's non-existent The funny bit is that you think You inspire our very existence Sad and uninspiring Devoutless personality Hideous and pretentious And that's your positive side You only preach to the converted People who've lost the will to live To them, you are a saviour To me, you are a deceiver Stop waving this fat book You can't convince me bastard Your sins are really countless And you know that already Sad and uninspiring Devoutless personality Hideous and pretentious And that's your positive side