Tom: E Intro: B B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls cause a couple of heart attacks B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls are unusually mild E (Drunk boys) Drunk boys keep in pace with the pedophiles B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls are boringly wild B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls get invitations from nations B (Drunk girls) They got the patience of a million saints E (Drunk boys) They steal, they steal from the cupboards B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls like to file complaints B B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls are like a night of simplicity B (Drunk girls) They need a lover who is smarter than me E (Drunk boys) Drunk boys, we walk like pedestrians B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls wait an hour to pee B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls know that love is an astronaut B (Drunk girls) It comes back, but it's never the same E (Drunk boys) Drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys B (Drunk girls) Drunk girls can be just as insane E Oh oh oh I believe in waking up together E So oh oh B That means making eyes across the room B (Drunk girls) Just 'cause I'm shallow doesn't mean that I'm heartless B (Drunk girls) Just 'cause I'm heartless doesn't mean that I'm mean E (Drunk boys) Sometimes love gives us too many options B (Drunk girls) Just 'cause you're hungry doesn't mean that you're lean B (Drunk girls) I've heard lies that could curdle your heartstrings B (Drunk girls) A couple truths, maybe burn out your eyes E (Drunk boys) Drunk boys leave their irons in the fireplace B (Drunk girls) 'Cause drunk girls give them too many tries B B/A B B/A B B/A B B/A Drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls... E Oh oh oh I believe in waking up together E Oh oh oh I believe I'm waking up, but no promises E Oh oh oh I believe in waiting out the weather E Oh oh oh I believe in making up E The day becomes the night [x4] Honestly, honestly, honestly B Unless it hurts, why do it? Hey, hey, hey, hey! Oh B/A e|-2-| B|-4-| G|-4-| D|-4-| A|-0-| E|---| The synths and guitars are playing B, but the backing vocals that sing 'drunk girls' and 'drunk boys' before each line are adding a Bsu4, that you can add too, if you like. Really simple song but I thought there should be a version here.