Lazyboy

The Facts of Life

Lazyboy


These are the facts (of Lazyboy) 
So help me God 

This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is what it is 
The bare facts of the life we live 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 

Did you know that ¼ Americans has appeared on TV? 
Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex-sites? 
Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents 
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year 
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world 
The average person laughs 13 times a day 
Elvis was originally blond 
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old 
The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long 
And 4.2 inches circumcised 
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience 
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? 

This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is what it is 
The bare facts of the life we live 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is what it is 
These are the facts of the life that we live 
This is who we are 
The bare facts of the life we live 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is who we are 

22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain 
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue 
"The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries 
Butterflies taste with their feet 
5% of the population is gay 
The world's best known word is "okay" 
The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola" 
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue 
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest 
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet 
Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible - the IKEA catalogue 

This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is what it is 
The bare facts of the life we live 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is what it is 
These are the facts of the life that we live 
This is who we are 
The facts of the life we live 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is who we are 

1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life 
1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people 
(Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) 
Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants 
74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists 
More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders 
21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep 
Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm - unfortunately, it got stolen 

This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is what it is 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is what it is 
This is who we are 
The bare facts of the life we live 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 
This is who we are 
This is what we do 

So help me God