Lawnmower Deth

Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros

Lawnmower Deth


gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime 
Who've got nothing better to do with their time, The one I most hate is 
Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic gland, 
On Krypton he collects his strength and girth, I wish he'd been aborted at 
birth, I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, 
They live in space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of space 
ships, I'd rather read a magazine full of 
gardening tips, Batman and Robin help people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin 
so fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do 
they want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd still be crap, Swamp thing I 
really do despair, Looks like a marshmallow 
with seaweed of hair, What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A walking giant 
sea anemone, Come and join me in the human 
race, Where there's no super heroes in cartoon space