Bad Toad

What you doin' there 
Sat in the fridge 
With your balding greasy hair 
Lookin' like a doughnut 
Big fat and blown up, 
A said 
What ya trying to do 
Give me a scare 
Sitting there 
With raspberries in your hair, 
It's not fair 
Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah 
Are you a toad in the hole 
Larding round and getting old 
Or have you been drinking bongwater 
OR WHAT!