Makeup Is Expensive

Tom: C

Bb  F  Dm  C

[Verse 1]
     Bb         F
It’s hey what’s up?
    Dm                   C                        Bb
You up? You awake? Tryna take all the love out of love?
    F     Dm
But hey I ain't
                      C                  Bb
Down to play all your games anymore, go away
                 F
What happened to over?
                 Dm
What happened to closure?
     C                                         Bb
What happened to locking a door walking out on before?
F
You broke a promise
Dm                           C
And to be honest, yeah to be honest


[Chorus]
Bb
Makeup is expensive
        F
Sick of wasting it on exes
      Dm                               C
Tryna climb into my bed when they feel lonely
Bm
How come every time
         F
I get to vibin’ with a guy
          Dm                            C
I find he doesn’t really want to get to know me
  Bb          F
I don’t think I’m painting
Dm       C
High expectations
     Bb
Just want good conversation
   F
Over mornings making bacon
       Dm
With a guy with good intentions
     C
Yeah makeup is expensive


[Verse 2]
        Bb        F           Dm
I don’t take free drinks from guys
                         C                        Bb
Cause they think that it means that I owe them my night
        F            Dm
So I’ll pay for this round
                           C                           Bb
If you’re down let’s talk ‘bout something more than my sign
               F
Cause I’m into substance
             Dm
Yeah I wanna trust this
                   C
But I don’t really trust this cause


[Chorus]
Bb
Makeup is expensive
        F
Sick of wasting it on exes
      Dm                               C
Tryna climb into my bed when they feel lonely
Bm
How come every time
         F
I get to vibin’ with a guy
          Dm                            C
I find he doesn’t really want to get to know me
  Bb          F
I don’t think I’m painting
Dm       C
High expectations
     Bb
Just want good conversation
   F
Over mornings making bacon
       Dm
With a guy with good intentions
     C
Yeah makeup is expensive

Bb    F    Dm    C
  Mhmmmmmmmmm


[Verse 3]
Bb                      F
 I wanna I wanna I wanna be
                               Dm
A same side of the booth kinda couple
                             C
Like we’re in our own little bubble
    Bb                       F
Yeah I wanna I wanna I wanna be
                               Dm
Sappy shit that you see in the movies
                            C
A feeling so good that it’s scary


[Chorus]
Bb*
Makeup is expensive
        F*
Sick of wasting it on exes
      Dm*                               C*
Tryna climb into my bed when they feel lonely
Bm*
How come every time
         F*
I get to vibin’ with a guy
          Dm*                           C*
I find he doesn’t really want to get to know me
  Bb          F
I don’t think I’m painting
Dm       C
High expectations
     Bb
Just want good conversation
   F
Over mornings making bacon
       Dm
With a guy with good intentions
     C
Yeah makeup is expensive


[Spoken]
Bb    F                  Dm
         It’s freakin’ expensive


[Outro]
     C               Bb    F    Dm
Yeah makeup is expensive     mhmmm
     C
Yeah makeup is expensive