You're the only kind of knowledge They don't teach at any college You're an education in yourself, There are poems and romances In the glamour or your glances You're an education in yourself, Of all the famous dates in hist'ry I recall but a few The Fourth of July and my dates with you You've a kiss that's scientific, Though it's tender it's terrific, You're an education in yourself, You're the kind of mental training I could take without complaining, You're an education in yourself, Intricate as economics Simple as the Sunday comics You're an education in yourself, And there are geometric figures In your beautiful curves They're good on the eyes, But bad on the nerves, You are my encyclopedyuh, Let me take you home and read yuh, You're an education in yourself