Killer kitten Big, bold, beady eyes, darkness he defies Thriller written Drawn up with a pen, your life ends in Just one moment All that he will see gazing through the trees Toon catastrophes That's how the story goes On your soul, he depends Eat a fella to the bone Right when those teeth descend Break and bend You can't even comprehend Stars rising up The cat tracks you down, down In the night, it finds the nearest shadow And then stalks without a sound I can't keep going, can't keep running Can't stop sneaking, can't stop now But I can only carry on That's all I am allowed Killer kitten Big, bold, beady eyes, darkness he defies Thriller written Drawn up with a pen, your life ends in Just one moment All that he will see gazing through the trees Toon catastrophes That's how the story goes On your soul, he depends Eat a fella to the bone Right when those teeth descend Break and bend You can't even comprehend That demon cat plays with my mind Chasing us till the end of time Running and running, but he's right behind Let's beat him to the five and dime What long sharp teeth it has, my dear The better to eat us with I fear Maybe he needs the ol' litter box Well, I'm hoping that we see it in a couple blocks Aren't kittens s'posed to be The most adorable things that you've ever seen? What a creature so benign Sends shivers down my spine You can tip toe, run all you want I'm on the prowl and I'm just being blunt But you're looking delicious, you're looking nutritious You're probably going to sleep with the fishes Cartoon Cat, I'm the Cartoon Cat I'm the one and only, imagine that The flavor of humans is truly divine Let's count down the seconds before you die 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Killer kitten Big, bold, beady eyes, darkness he defies Thriller written Drawn up with a pen, your life ends in Just one moment All that he will see gazing through the trees Toon catastrophe