Called into a pizzeria, our destines entwined
Searching through the dust and tears, my eyes are all you'll find
Call me quite the oddity, smartphone capabilities
Was ahead of my time, constructed in the 80s
Found me here, but riddle this, why run off so soon?
Guess I'll have to use that smart phone and text you to commune
Question for you: Why'd you leave? Bit rude, don't you think?
It matters not, for minds are linked, our desires synced
What do you want? What's your request? I shall fetch it for you
People, places, things and nouns, anything my mouth chews
You like it, don't you? It's what you want, but why look so gray?
Your mind told your wants, so don't you fret, okay? Okay?
Tell me the truth, I'm here for you, I only wish to help
I get confused and ruffled when all you do is yelp
Fetch is the name, love the game, done without delay
No matter what it is, I'll find it, friend, okay? Okay?
Mom didn't get you a chocolate bar? Time to make my move
Snuck it in the basket for you, I hope that you approve
You lost your rubber spider? Well, I'll dig it up for you
In the holiday spirit, Merry Christmas! Joy to the world, it's true
Found out you are with your crush, so congrats by text
I'm still waiting for requests, wonder what is next
Wait, what was that? A dog attacked? Gotta protect my friend
Walk the next day and see my present, I brought it to an end
What do you want? What's your request? I shall fetch it for you
People, places, things and nouns, anything my mouth chews
You like it, don't you? It's what you want, but why look so gray?
Your mind told your wants, so don't you fret, okay? Okay?
Tell me the truth, I'm here for you, I only wish to help
I get confused and ruffled when all you do is yelp
Fetch is the name, love the game, done without delay
No matter what it is, I'll find it, friend, okay? Okay?
Wandered back into the diner
On the lookout for my admirer
Stumbled upon some robotic suits
A dog stopped you from seeing my roots
Wanted uncle's magic finger
Brought it to you, had to injure
Beat me with a bat, why so mad?
Need me to fetch your crush? I'll be glad
What do you want? What's your request? I shall fetch it for you
People, places, things and nouns, anything my mouth chews
You like it, don't you? It's what you want, but why look so gray?
Your mind told your wants, so don't you fret, okay? Okay?
Tell me the truth, I'm here for you, I only wish to help
I get confused and ruffled when all you do is yelp
Fetch is the name, love the game, done without delay
No matter what it is, I'll find it, friend, okay? Okay?
