Life ain't funny, when you ain't got no money And that clock strikes 4:20, and you wanna get high No bills get sent when you can't pay the rent Everyday I get bent yo so i can get by I'm moanin' on and on kickin' lits from beyond, planet budtron Bso stay on Kottonmouth Kings got them dope tracks 1605 yes they got my back I'm buckin' your boots cuz ya smoke crack I get the munchies and i eat a greasy bigmac Find me smoked out, ain't unlikely That's why my homies call me D the L-O-C You'll catch me at a party deep in O.C. Representin that punk rawk stylee When im on the mic i make the crowd move To escape reality i bust my own groove Ladies on the floor say your so smooth I wink my eyes, and replied They says real cool Life ladies don't understand me Said to call my sign to be an anarchy Skate in my hand cuz im like that i bust to surf and off the curb cuz im real phat Life ain't funny, when you ain't got no money And that clock strikes 4:20, and you wanna get high I'm moanin on and on kickin lits from beyond, planet budtron Bso stay on Well, I'm D-Loco a fly shit Smoke bud with the king click Don't trip, but addicted Full flown, can't stop smokin' that homegrown I gotta phat blown acre out in Riverside Hallbrook locals the Kings reside E-Loc, G-Mac, Big Hoss in the pen, BJ, Guido, and my boy Efrin I go coocoo for coco, chocolate thai, smoke bud till i die You wonder why, stay high like a black fly Then i stop, buzzin' like a busy is ah ba ba ba Life ain't funny, when you ain't got no money And that clock strikes 4:20, and you wanna get high No bills get sent when you can't pay the rent Everyday i get bent yo so i can get by I'm moanin' on and on kickin' lits from beyond, planet budtron Bso stay on Saint Vicious pay attention let me educate I put a tapper in the gut of this legislate Push the tap, and i watch the sewer drain out Lies lies lies, what i've been talkin about Well not old school like i use to (used to) Kottonmouth Kings just broke through (move fool) Psychedelic hip hop punk rock shit So back the hell up and get smacked in your lip Saint don't quit im from the old school 5 block didn't have a pipe to skate to Lawns wet, rail slide, real smooth No skate mall but it was still cool Life ain't funny, when you ain't got no money And that clock strikes 420, and you wanna get high No bills get sent when you can't pay the rent Everyday i get bent yo so i can get by I'm moanin' on and on kickin' lits from beyond, planet budtron Bso stay on This has been the Kottonmouth Kings Transmitted live from Planet Budtron With fellow B at the helm High at the Oregon House Bobby B, Saint Vicious, D-Loc and I'm Daddy X Saying work hard, play hard, and stay hard Oh and uh, one more thing, check please!