Tom: G G Well she don't love him anymore G But she can't stand the talk of divorce G So she puts it in a lockbox deep inside G Far enough away to where he won't find it break: G C G D G C G D G Six years of marriage and still goin' strong; G He ain't got a clue that there's a damn thing wrong G Vows and rings and "forever I do"s G Don't mean what they used to D And every night that he's gone D She gets on the telephone Em D And makes the Devil happy once again D When she says: G "Give him just a second G In a second he'll be leavin' G Then you can give mama G What mama's been missin' G Really thought I loved him G But my love was in his money." G G I get so excited G G I can hear when she's callin G C G D Sancho G C G D Sancho G I'ma love her and spank her C G Like a backdoor man She says "My husband can't do this D G 'Cause my Sancho can." C When he leaves town, that's when I move G in And it hearts my heart to do it G C G D But I'm a Sancho G C G D I'm the Sancho